We’re still here for you Jason—virtually! We should start a website: http://www.virtualcynicsm.com/! It’s like a support group, only maybe in reverse. - Pam, in response to Jason, above (and http://www.virtualcynicsm.com/ is currently available!)
No one should listen to him, he’s just someone on the Executive Steering Committee. - Pattie E., explaining some stupid remark by Dave H.
I’m sucking, not blowing. - Dan Puett, Project Director at State of New Hampshire. Claims he was referring to the lobster he was eating.
Think Wicked Witch with a pink headband. And slightly less green skin. - Cheri, describing to Taunie who Debra E. is
But only slightly. - Elizabeth, same conversation
Oh please; did Dorothy go to hell for killing both the wicked witches of the east and west? No! She got her own book, movie, and broadway show! Not to mention some really flashy shoes. - Pam, making Taunie feel better after the person she had wished into the cornfield was involved in a (minor) car accident
This is one of those 'drink-your-lunch' kind of days. - Cheri, after dealing with the umpteenth frantic phone call of the day, at 10am
It’s not like a procedure – it’s just a task. - Trish, a client's director of Account Management, explaining why she may or may not remember to do what someone had just asked
When you sleep in the same bed as the baker who butters your rolls, you're probably having sex. And sex here represents money changing hands. - Janine
...And I wouldn't say that to anyone but my wife. -Steve R., after complimenting a woman on her appearance
...And I wouldn't say that to anyone but my wife. -Steve R., after complimenting a woman on her appearance
People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well neither does bathing – that's why we recommend it daily. - Zig Ziglar
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